Navigation: Jump to content areas:


Pro Quality. Fan Perspective.
Login-facebook
Around SBN: Which Players Will Join The 3,000-Hit Club?

Brock Lesnar's Health In Question; Blame Canada?

Brock Lesnar; Proof that kissing can deliver cooties.

A man who made his MMA debut under the K-1 banner, Brock Lesnar has apparently succumbed to the ways of living like a mountain man. What was first reported as a bout with Mono (the kissing disease!) has apparently taken a turn for the worse. Dana White briefly touched upon Brock's illness in the post-fight press conference at UFC 105.

White said Lesnar collapsed while spending time on a retreat in Canada and was checked into a hospital.

"[Lesnar] is in bad shape, and the reality is they don't really know all that's wrong with him," White said. "He owns a bunch of property in Canada. He went up to Canada just to get away from his house, to go up there and just kind of chill out up there. 

"He [expletive] dropped. He went down, and he had to go to the hospital. They ran every test on the planet on him, and they ended up finding out something else was wrong with him."

White said he's not yet sure what the UFC will do regarding the heavyweight division with its champion on the shelf for an indeterminable amount of time.

"If it's a long wait, we're gong to have to do something," White said. "We're going to have to – the last thing I ever want to do is strip a guy who won a title. That's the last thing I want to do. I don't know if we'll have to do an interim or what we'll do to fix it."

White said there's still more questions than answers surrounding his heavyweight champion, but one thing was certain: Lesnar will be on the shelf for the foreseeable future.

Honestly, going to Canada might not of been the best idea, what with all the SARS and public healthcare. What else is plaguing the UFC? How about Big Nog? Oh, right, he has another rough bout with staph infection. Ouch.

A planned UFC 108 bout between heavyweight contenders Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira (32-5-1 MMA, 3-1 UFC) and Cain Velasquez (7-0 MMA, 5-0 UFC) has been called off due to a severe staph infection currently affecting "Big Nog."

Comment 5 comments  |  0 recs  | 

Do you like this story?

Comments

Display:

SARS? Are you seriously suggesting that SARS is a current problem in Canada? The last cases of SARS in Canada occurred back in 2003. You can check the WHO website for more information, such as here:
http://www.who.int/csr/don/archive/disease/severe_acute_respiratory_syndrome/en/index.html
If Lesnar actually had SARS, I assure you that it would have made headlines in many places.

by The Fake Macoy on Nov 14, 2009 11:52 PM EST reply actions  

It was a joke.

A joke about Canada.

Head Kick Legend
Twitter @HeadKickLegend

by Dave Walsh on Nov 15, 2009 12:17 AM EST up reply actions  

Moose-yphillis strikes again?

Remember kids, always wear a condom. Also, don’t juice a moose.

50% more Ultimate than the leading competitor.

by Dodectagon on Nov 15, 2009 12:47 AM EST reply actions  

See, thats the spirit!

He was clubbing seals when it happened.

Head Kick Legend
Twitter @HeadKickLegend

by Dave Walsh on Nov 15, 2009 1:37 AM EST up reply actions  

Over the line!

…mark it zero, Smokey D.W. This isn’t ’Nam, this is the internet. There are rules.

50% more Ultimate than the leading competitor.

by Dodectagon on Nov 15, 2009 2:00 AM EST up reply actions  

Comments For This Post Are Closed


User Tools

FanPosts


Managers

Photo_on_2011-10-05_at_01 Matthew Roth

Strangesuspense_small Rainer Lee

Editors

Lightbulb-orange_bigger_small David Castillo

Lebowski_excited_grin_small Cory Braiterman

Authors

Princeton_shield_small Anthony Pace

Vancouver_skyline_small Luke Nelson

Hilarityensued_small Chris Hall

408031_10151137119550462_571520461_22348230_944591543_n_small Chad Raynard

Chappelle-player-haters-ball_small Earl Montclair

Small Jack Slack